Dirty Wordz With Shane Hollands

OO KAY so here’s the dealio Hulio…. This is IT Amigos, NOT the Jacko Film, The real fricken Shizzel…

Today IS my VERY LAST SHOW, theaats right kiddies wah wah n bye fer now! & in true Doctor Hollandz form I is goin out with a fricken bang narry nae fecken whimpy… I’s paid me money (sometimes) and took me fricken ride OK OK? So itz tra la la and off to the fucken hamptons with the booty an the gold fer me.

I think I can say honestly that I havebuilt my esteemed reputation on shambolic KAOS and killa set-listz.

Aye and there yer fricken RUB.

TODAY THERE IS NO SET-LIST JUST KAOS

that’s right, I’m just gonna be in the studio havin a party with all me mad poetry mates who is gonna randomly show up and say TA TA to The Dirty Worrrddzz Showww, so I’f yer in the dirty old big AK and a bum asse (poet/muso/rapper) type pop up and play some tunes or spin some wordz at the microphone..

I’ll keep poppin down to check the door every now and ten yeah?

Bring yer madness yer pathos yer beautiful mess and join me in the studio LIVE today only

bring some brews (& some for me yeah?) cus i’s a poetry toos and brokadoodledo or just listen up and don’t forget to tweet, fb, or text meola and get in on the mighty mighty Kaotic fun.

keep it relatively clean and i’ll make sure you clean up after you.

Just some special mentions and love to the fleeters who have supported me, I love you all esp.

Volita (for givin me the chance and the wicked dlot to do this), Brooke (for the support  and for being a great station manager) Jerome (for commin through when I needed him) Paul *Frosty Boy* (for savin my bacon once and for the old school tour fun) Lee Wallace *Mon Breakfast Watts for Breakfast*  (for the massive shout outs and laughs - I’m sure you owe me a beer) Dim *Fri Breakfast*  (for bein uber fricken cool) and lastly to The Country Boys of Playin Singles, Drinkin Doubles *Tues 1-3pm* for coverin my show when I was to drunk or hungover to do it..

& all the Wordsterz who sent me in their blood sweet and tears for me to play and misspronounce their names and track titles.. I loved all of it

and of course you who actually listened

the rest can eat me.

so only for today you can

TUNE IN, WEB ON, WORD OUT

Yourz in the Wordz

Dr. Shane Hollandz

The Dirty Wordz Show

formally of Tuesdays 3-5pm (NZ Time)

http://www.fleetfm.com

The Dirty Wordz Show #43 • Playlist & Blog

Yep that time is really rollin’ on and The Dirty Wordz show is comin’ to a sunset peeps, I’d love to be able to stick around and frighten you all with the weird & wild of the spoken word crossover world but as the bishop said to the nun ‘babes I got shirt to do’. This is my second to last show and I thought it would be a great opportunity to showcase all the lovely peeps that sent me in tracks to play since I started doing the show so I’m playing a selection of some of my favourite tracks by all of them, It’s been a hell of a ride, I paid my ticket and I took that ride an took some of you along with me and learnt a bit along the way.

Thanks so much for the beautys and the beasts.

Next week I’m blasting of with a live leaving party and have invited a few mad poetical friends to come in and party with me, they’ll be bringing show of their favourite and I’ll be playing just the pure fricken gold, so check both of these last gems before I wiggle my nose and go pop.

Remember

Tune In, Web On & Word Out

Peace

Shane

The Dirty Wordz Show

http://www.fleetfm.com

Geode Music & Poetry: Invisible Wings

Aural Heather: Whore In The Eddy

Christian Jensen & Gillian Campbell: Deconstruction of Face

Gerard McKeown: Celebrity Heart Throb

Gregory Schwartz: Criminalize the Dali Lama

Jason Morales: luna and sol

Jennifer Bain: Bitter

Jonathan Asher Gilbert: delay on the line

L.A Street Poets: You Don’t Know About Me

Larissa Shmailo: Magdalene

Emil Brikha: The Closet (Remix)

Mende Smith: manhattan Madonna

Eckhard Gerdes + Shelf Life: The Burial Of T.S. Acrostic

Michael Botur: Reconnected

Heather Haley: Valentine’s Day

Murray Haddow: Who? Murray Haddow

Scream Blue Murmer: Masters of War

Apirana Taylor: It’s A Rap

Tai Mahmud: The Ashes

Todd Heldt: a good listener

Freaky Meat: Monkey Shines

Ed mecija: venus (feat. Presidentchirac)

Stacey Barlow: Shhhh Listen. .

Tshaka Campbell: Voodoo Woman (ft. Sparlha Swa)

Miriam Barr & Hiedi Brickell: Exchange

Double Helix: Get Twisted

Monsieur Luigi Monteferrante: coffee house on a monday night

The Literatti: Peace Poem

David Eggleton: Hit On Me

Anjan Sen: Shraban

Karen Hunter: Dolphin (feat. Val Guitar & Francis Keys)

Jeffrey Paparoa Holman: Sonnet (iii)

 

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The Dirty Wordz Show #42 Playlist & Blog

Not with a whimper with a bang, Word Freaks, that’s right there is no law of diminishing returns in Dirty Wordz Land, just a cannonball of spoken wordz ripping out from Fleet this week. Only 3 shows to go so don’t expect lullabies of love or sweet haikus, I’ll not go weeping into my whiskey and rye…

I kick out the jams with a little number from the Queen of Dry Patti Smith and burst on through right to the closing bars of The Midnight’s True Progress, Check your eyeballs south an see if I’m lyin,

Tune In, Web On & Word Out

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Dirty Wordz Show #42 Playlist

Patti Smith: Gone Pie

Leith Stevens: Preparation And Blast Off

Tom Waits & Primus: Coattails Of A Dead Man

William S. Burroughs: warning to young couples

P J Harvey: Happy & Bleeding

Parliament: Chocolate City

Ken Nordine: Rosey

Nick Cave & The Dirty Three: Zero Is Also A Number

Aesop Rock: Water

Geode Music & Poetry: Invisible Wings

Nursehella: Nursehellamen

The Moody Blues: In The Beginning

Freaky Meat: Monkey Shines

Aural Heather: Poetess

b.dolan: Heart Failure

Hunter S. Thompson: Savage Lucy

William S. Burroughs: This Is Insane

Apirana Taylor: Karakia

Jello Biafra: Excerpts From Tales From The Trial

Tom Waits: The Return Of Jackie And Judy

Allen Ginsberg: Europe! Europe!

Ani DiFranco: Adam and Eve

Arlo Guthrie: Coming Into Los Angeles

The NeoKalashnikovs: Where’s My Motivation?

Ken Nordine: Maroon

Murray Haddow & The Hikuaian Lud Gang: Devils & Deeper Blue Seas

Michael Botur: Wellington

The Midnights (feat. Tuffy Culture): True Progress

Well it ain’t long to toots street peeps, I’m Dashin crazy mad like with the gotta jack a train blues I tell you truely buddy, so I won’t rant much at your lobes if ya know whata mean just to beg you to sweep yer peeps on the southern side to me mighty mighty mighty list O bed-ass word wranglers, ditties and danglers aural assaulters mixed with the downright beauty a full losers from the mouth of the south to the chilly northern clines you wont find no word units tastier then these jazz tack since the wax digitalled its way from existence.

But don’t take my lyan lips fer gospel…

Tune In Web On & Word Out

The Dirty Wordz Show

Tuesdays Drive 3-5pm (NZ Time)

http://www.fleetfm.com

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The Dirty Wordz Show #40 Playlist

Johnny Cash: Thanks A Lot

Gillian Welch & David Rawlings: Miner’s Refrain

Lou Reed: Wagon Wheel

DJ Vadim: Are You Sure

Karen Hunter: A kiss Without The Moustache (is like an egg without salt)

Ken Nordine: Black

Tom Waits: Warm Beer And Cold Women

Allen Ginsberg: Transcription Of Organ Music

Apirana Taylor: Footprints In Tears

Arlo Guthrie: Motorcycle (Signficance Of The Pickle) Song

H.G Wells: The Time Machine Intro

Heather Haley: God’s Country

Mark Strand: The Poem

Sugarbeat: Rush Wildly

Jack Kerouac: Old Western Movies

Albert Wendt: Bound For Whangamata

Oscar Brown Jr: But I Was Cool

Hunter S. Thompson: Fear And Loathing

b.dolan: Vin Diesel

Dr. Timothy Leary: Think For Yourself

MC Frontalot vs ZT: braggadocio (flawsome remix)

Eckhard Gerdes + Shelf Life: A Couple Of Starts

Ken Nordine: Coral

Ed mecija: chrystie delancey

Sugarbeat: Computer Prayer For Bronwen Wallace

William S. Burroughs: milred pierce reporting

Siouxie and the Banshees: Slowdive

Beautiful Losers: Doors On The Bus Beat

Murray Haddow & The Hikuaian Lud Gang: Wee Jock Witney

Hallelujah Picassos: Sister Stacy

Tourettes: Your’re Not Hip Hop

 

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The Dirty Wordz Show # 38 • Blog & Playlist

Well, Kid, as Tom Waits said “Sometimes life throws you a Curveball, Kid“, the rumours are true, unfortunately Life has been thrown a flip ball at me and I can’t make any commitments after Nov 1st so Tuesday 27th October is gonna be the very last Dirty Wordz Show with your host Shane Hollands (at least for an incalculable time). It’s a shame, I have been pretty much enjoying my wild exploits & explorations into the wierd and very strange universe of Dirty Wordz, the guests, the dangerous mash-ups and even (kinda) the constant wrestle with the deamon that dwells inside the Fleet Computer. I hate to do it peeps but as Johnny Cash said, “There aint a god-damn thing I can do about it”.

Thank you all the people that have made the Dirty Wordz Show a journey into beauty.

I figure that gives me about 9 shows left so my mission is going to make my last shows as bizzare and twisted beautiful statements of intent as I can.

I intend to break boundries and I tell you now that I will.

This week, thanks to suggestion by my good friend Xrys Burgess I’ve decided to do a mini feature on Shel Silverstein & also b.dolan

Sheldon Alan “Shel” Silverstein (September 25, 1930–May 10, 1999) was American poet, singer songwriter, cartoonist, screenwriter & author. He sometimes styled himself as Uncle Shelby, especially for his early children’s books.

Silverstein confirmed that he never studied the poetry of others and therefore developed his own quirky style: laid-back and conversational, occasionally employing profanity and slang.

Another cat you all should be looking at is b.dolan.

B. Dolan is an activist ,performance artist,slam poet based inProvinc, Rhode Island, USA B. Dolan’s art is often incredibly genre-defying; though his work bares a clear hip-hop influence. He’s been doing a lot of work with another Dirty Wordz favourite Sage Francis and they are both members of The Strange Famous Records Crew. Check out their website here & grab the free download of “House of Bees vol. 1,” a collection of songs released for free and mixed by SFR’s own Buddy Peace.

If this all seems like a fix of goodness to you, you’ll have to keep yer ears to the tarmac and check out what a beautiful snak bag o’ trax i got in papa’s gotta gotta get some bag an squzz yer squeezeballs southside of the page for today’s hottest Dirty Wordz…

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Tuesdaze Drive 3-5pm (NZ Time)
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The Dirty Wordz Show #38

Shel Silverstein: The Great Smoke-Off

Bob Dylan: Beyond Here Lies Nothin

b.dolan: The Skycycle Blues - The Failure

Del Close & John Brent: Cool

Captain Beefheart: Hey garland, I Dig Your Tweed Coat

Ken Nordine: The Conqueror Worm

Antipop Consortium: zst

Charles Bukowski: Freedom

Double Helix: Disinformation

Stacey Barlow: Mountain

Sun City Girls: A Secret Revealed Unwittingly

Buddy Peace: Milk Carton Sequence

Tom Waits: Eggs And Sausage (In A Cadillac With Susan Michelson)

William S. Burroughs: The Junky’s Christmas

Lenny Bruce: Psychopathia Sexualis

Rod McKuen: No Pictures, Please

Todd Heldt: Things you can’t expect

Apirana Taylor: Kapiti

Mende Smith: Venus in fur

b.dolan: Lucifer

Hunter S. Thompson: End Of The Road…

Heather Haley: Backroads

Beautiful Losers: Rock, Taniwha, River

David Eggleton: Shed Light

Talking Heads: Life During Wartime

Hone Tuwhare: Kamate (At Te Henga)

Ok well welcome to the 1st Dirty Wordz Show Listening Party!!
Yeah well, I hadda listen to the last 3 shows odd and decided yup, I’m gonna drop the more ‘Informative’ style and get back to focusing on what I’m best at.. Playing the Dirtiest mash-ups of spoken Wordz you can find this side of that blackened stump, The count is in, Less blathering away about useless bits of info and more time spent selecting those choicest of cuts for the show. I mean, really who cares if Mic Fricken Jagger did some backup vocals for the track, I just wanna shuddup and play those monkeys OK? Ya feelin’ me on this?..

So that’s what I did done yup. To kick it all off I decided to make it a ‘Listnin’ Party Event on good ol’ fb, and I’m blown away by the response, gee shucks here was I thunking that only James’s Cat actually listened to the show but waddyano (I don’t that’s fer sure). Ta to all that peeps that said they were tunin in today..

I think It’s made me lift my game a bit and I took an extra think about what I Really, Really wanted to put out there. So this weeks a creamof that happy cat situation yip, but don’t take my unreliable word for it (They don’t call me the minister of dis-information for nothing) Check it for yourselves (That’s the bit when you squiz yer eyes below)

You can’t miss that soo…
Tune In, Web On & Word Out

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The Dirty Wordz Show with your host, Shane Hollands

Tuesdaze Drive 3-5pm (NZ Time)
88.3 Fleet FM
http://www.fleetfm.com

Shane Hollands
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The Dirty Wordz Show #37 • Tracklist

Johnny Cash: A Boy Named Sue (Live)
Tom Waits: ‘Til the money runs out
Apirana Taylor: To Te Rerenga Wairua
William S. Burroughs: Twilight’s Last Gleamings
Larissa Shmailo: Warsaw Ghetto
Arlo Guthrie: Alice’s Restaurant Massacree
Hunter S. Thompson: A Strange Invitation From The Police
Walt Whitman: America
Tshaka Campbell: America
Michael Botur: I am Dunedin
Linton Kwesi Johnson: Reggae Sounds

Nick Cave & Anita Lane: Bedazzled
Ken Nordine: Amber
Tricky: Black Steel
Lene Lovich: Lucky Number
Jack Kerouac: Bowery Blues
Leadbelly: John Hardy
C.R. Avery: The Boxer Who Just Returned From London
Patti Smith: Free Money (live ‘75)
Chemical Poets: Apocalype Live pt. 1
Sugarbeat: Dreaming Drums (For Bp Nichol)
Aural Heather: Appleton
Beautiful Losers: Kiriatahi
Eckhard Gerdes + Shelf Life: Wouldn’t You Know
Laurie Anderson: Gravity’s Angel
Professor Longhair: Mardi Gras In New Orleans

 

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Enough of the information format already.
This week I’ve decided to try a different Take after 2 weeks of the 5 hours worth of research just to have something fricken interesting to say to the tiny fringe dwelling bastards and bitches who give enough of a rats nether regions to tune in, web on and word out to The Dirty Wordz Show (Or at least appear to sound like I know anything).
See, I really did like that and you can feel free to tweet, bleep or FB me anytime to give our sacred opinions, This Week I just feel like playing shit loads of fricken Dirty Wordz, see… so I’m spending more time picking really off the wall spoken crossover gems and less time wanking on about it.
Really take a squiz with yer peepholes at the list below if you think I’m lying.
It don’t take a half smart jazz-head to see what a Mean Bag O Badass I got
Or check it 1st hand

Shane Hollands
The Dirty Wordz Show
Tuesday’s Drive 3-5pm (NZ Time)
www.fleetfm.com
88.3 Fleet FM
My Tweet thing

Arlo Guthrie: Gabriel’s Mother’s Hiway Ballad #16 Blues
Ken Nordine: Muddy
Josephine Baker: Ram-Pam-Pam
Yesterday’s News: Ripe for Shaking
Leadbelly: Noted Rider
Sage Francis: Day Grows Old, (Feat. Slug)
Tom Waits: Emotional Weather Report
New York Dolls: Personality Crisis
Heather Haley: Long Road
Charles Bukowski: No Charge
Nick Cave & Anita Lane: I Love You….Nor Do I
Killjoys: I’m Normal
Apirana Taylor: Survivor
Ani Difranco: Aint That The Way
Stacey Barlow: Shhhh Listen. .
The Band: The W.S Walcott Medicine Show
Babyshambles: Monkey Casino

Stanley Kunitz: King Of The River
Modest Mouse: Dashboard
Aural Heather: Habitat
Sugarbeat: Let’s Talk About It
Hunter S. Thompson: A Night On The Town… Drug Frenzy At The Circus-Circus
Tom Waits: Downtown
William S. Burroughs: spare ass annie
Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Hysteric
Christopher Walken: The Raven (Writ: Edgar Allan Poe)
Armand Schaubroeck Steals: Preteen Mama
ciara mulholland vs sstimuluss: Warm .22
David Eggleton: The Breakfast Cereal Killer Inside Me

 

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Ok so it’s another poetry jammed show today with spoken word crossovers from little ol’ New Zealand and around the globe, after hours of research my brain is a little frazzled so I feel warm and informed though slightly dazed, confused & happy (kinda like wetting your bed when your five)and I won’t say it’s another killer list but you know what, it is.. kicking of with some Jello Biafra and roaring full tit beat-speak mash ups all the way to Mi-sex at the end.
Afterwards I will definitely be headed into Poetry Live to check out the stella Charis Boos, who was going to be guest on the show today but had to cancel due to her massive work load, never-mind you can definitely check her out tonight at The Thirsty Dog on K Road. (8pm) and if that tickles your poetical fancy don’t forget to check out Bukowski’s Birthday Bash on This Friday Night at The thirsty Dog for more beat work than you can shake a dirty stick at Featuring the resurrection of The Dirty Wordz Live Sessions band… whatever you do don’t forget to..

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Jello Biafra And Mojo Nixon: Atomic Power
Jonathan Asher Gilbert: rewind and play
John Lee Hooker: Whiskey & Wimmen
Sugarbeat: Chasing The Moon
William S. Burroughs: Students
Apirana Taylor: Peace Lanterns
Lord Buckley: The Ballad Of Dan Magroo
Lawrence Ferlinghetti & Helium: Dream: “On a Sunny Afternoon”
PJ Harvey: Dress
Lou Reed: Vicious
Henry Rollins: The Virtues of Black Sabbath
Luke Hurley: Two Degrees
Todd Heldt: a good listener
Heather Haley: If Wishes Had Bones
Hunter S. Thompson: Covering The Story… Ugliness And Failure
James K Baxter and David Downes/David Eggleton; The Maori Jesus
John Cooper Clarke: I Don’t Want To Be Nice
Jim Carroll: Guitar VooDoo
jona Lewie: Stop The Cavalry
Ken Nordine: Chartreuse
Charles Bukowski: The Report
King Loser: Centre Of Things
MC Frontalot: which mc was that?
Meryn Cadell: Deep Sixin’
Mi – Sex: People

 

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