Dirty Wordz With Shane Hollands

OO KAY so here’s the dealio Hulio…. This is IT Amigos, NOT the Jacko Film, The real fricken Shizzel…

Today IS my VERY LAST SHOW, theaats right kiddies wah wah n bye fer now! & in true Doctor Hollandz form I is goin out with a fricken bang narry nae fecken whimpy… I’s paid me money (sometimes) and took me fricken ride OK OK? So itz tra la la and off to the fucken hamptons with the booty an the gold fer me.

I think I can say honestly that I havebuilt my esteemed reputation on shambolic KAOS and killa set-listz.

Aye and there yer fricken RUB.

TODAY THERE IS NO SET-LIST JUST KAOS

that’s right, I’m just gonna be in the studio havin a party with all me mad poetry mates who is gonna randomly show up and say TA TA to The Dirty Worrrddzz Showww, so I’f yer in the dirty old big AK and a bum asse (poet/muso/rapper) type pop up and play some tunes or spin some wordz at the microphone..

I’ll keep poppin down to check the door every now and ten yeah?

Bring yer madness yer pathos yer beautiful mess and join me in the studio LIVE today only

bring some brews (& some for me yeah?) cus i’s a poetry toos and brokadoodledo or just listen up and don’t forget to tweet, fb, or text meola and get in on the mighty mighty Kaotic fun.

keep it relatively clean and i’ll make sure you clean up after you.

Just some special mentions and love to the fleeters who have supported me, I love you all esp.

Volita (for givin me the chance and the wicked dlot to do this), Brooke (for the support  and for being a great station manager) Jerome (for commin through when I needed him) Paul *Frosty Boy* (for savin my bacon once and for the old school tour fun) Lee Wallace *Mon Breakfast Watts for Breakfast*  (for the massive shout outs and laughs - I’m sure you owe me a beer) Dim *Fri Breakfast*  (for bein uber fricken cool) and lastly to The Country Boys of Playin Singles, Drinkin Doubles *Tues 1-3pm* for coverin my show when I was to drunk or hungover to do it..

& all the Wordsterz who sent me in their blood sweet and tears for me to play and misspronounce their names and track titles.. I loved all of it

and of course you who actually listened

the rest can eat me.

so only for today you can

TUNE IN, WEB ON, WORD OUT

Yourz in the Wordz

Dr. Shane Hollandz

The Dirty Wordz Show

formally of Tuesdays 3-5pm (NZ Time)

http://www.fleetfm.com

The Dirty Wordz Show #43 • Playlist & Blog

Yep that time is really rollin’ on and The Dirty Wordz show is comin’ to a sunset peeps, I’d love to be able to stick around and frighten you all with the weird & wild of the spoken word crossover world but as the bishop said to the nun ‘babes I got shirt to do’. This is my second to last show and I thought it would be a great opportunity to showcase all the lovely peeps that sent me in tracks to play since I started doing the show so I’m playing a selection of some of my favourite tracks by all of them, It’s been a hell of a ride, I paid my ticket and I took that ride an took some of you along with me and learnt a bit along the way.

Thanks so much for the beautys and the beasts.

Next week I’m blasting of with a live leaving party and have invited a few mad poetical friends to come in and party with me, they’ll be bringing show of their favourite and I’ll be playing just the pure fricken gold, so check both of these last gems before I wiggle my nose and go pop.

Remember

Tune In, Web On & Word Out

Peace

Shane

The Dirty Wordz Show

http://www.fleetfm.com

Geode Music & Poetry: Invisible Wings

Aural Heather: Whore In The Eddy

Christian Jensen & Gillian Campbell: Deconstruction of Face

Gerard McKeown: Celebrity Heart Throb

Gregory Schwartz: Criminalize the Dali Lama

Jason Morales: luna and sol

Jennifer Bain: Bitter

Jonathan Asher Gilbert: delay on the line

L.A Street Poets: You Don’t Know About Me

Larissa Shmailo: Magdalene

Emil Brikha: The Closet (Remix)

Mende Smith: manhattan Madonna

Eckhard Gerdes + Shelf Life: The Burial Of T.S. Acrostic

Michael Botur: Reconnected

Heather Haley: Valentine’s Day

Murray Haddow: Who? Murray Haddow

Scream Blue Murmer: Masters of War

Apirana Taylor: It’s A Rap

Tai Mahmud: The Ashes

Todd Heldt: a good listener

Freaky Meat: Monkey Shines

Ed mecija: venus (feat. Presidentchirac)

Stacey Barlow: Shhhh Listen. .

Tshaka Campbell: Voodoo Woman (ft. Sparlha Swa)

Miriam Barr & Hiedi Brickell: Exchange

Double Helix: Get Twisted

Monsieur Luigi Monteferrante: coffee house on a monday night

The Literatti: Peace Poem

David Eggleton: Hit On Me

Anjan Sen: Shraban

Karen Hunter: Dolphin (feat. Val Guitar & Francis Keys)

Jeffrey Paparoa Holman: Sonnet (iii)

The Dirty Wordz Show #42 Playlist & Blog

Not with a whimper with a bang, Word Freaks, that’s right there is no law of diminishing returns in Dirty Wordz Land, just a cannonball of spoken wordz ripping out from Fleet this week. Only 3 shows to go so don’t expect lullabies of love or sweet haikus, I’ll not go weeping into my whiskey and rye…

I kick out the jams with a little number from the Queen of Dry Patti Smith and burst on through right to the closing bars of The Midnight’s True Progress, Check your eyeballs south an see if I’m lyin,

Tune In, Web On & Word Out

The Dirty Wordz Show

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88.3FM Fleet

Tuesday’s Drive 3-5pm (NZ Time)

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Dirty Wordz Show #42 Playlist

Patti Smith: Gone Pie

Leith Stevens: Preparation And Blast Off

Tom Waits & Primus: Coattails Of A Dead Man

William S. Burroughs: warning to young couples

P J Harvey: Happy & Bleeding

Parliament: Chocolate City

Ken Nordine: Rosey

Nick Cave & The Dirty Three: Zero Is Also A Number

Aesop Rock: Water

Geode Music & Poetry: Invisible Wings

Nursehella: Nursehellamen

The Moody Blues: In The Beginning

Freaky Meat: Monkey Shines

Aural Heather: Poetess

b.dolan: Heart Failure

Hunter S. Thompson: Savage Lucy

William S. Burroughs: This Is Insane

Apirana Taylor: Karakia

Jello Biafra: Excerpts From Tales From The Trial

Tom Waits: The Return Of Jackie And Judy

Allen Ginsberg: Europe! Europe!

Ani DiFranco: Adam and Eve

Arlo Guthrie: Coming Into Los Angeles

The NeoKalashnikovs: Where’s My Motivation?

Ken Nordine: Maroon

Murray Haddow & The Hikuaian Lud Gang: Devils & Deeper Blue Seas

Michael Botur: Wellington

The Midnights (feat. Tuffy Culture): True Progress