Dirty Wordz With Shane Hollands

OO KAY so here’s the dealio Hulio…. This is IT Amigos, NOT the Jacko Film, The real fricken Shizzel…

Today IS my VERY LAST SHOW, theaats right kiddies wah wah n bye fer now! & in true Doctor Hollandz form I is goin out with a fricken bang narry nae fecken whimpy… I’s paid me money (sometimes) and took me fricken ride OK OK? So itz tra la la and off to the fucken hamptons with the booty an the gold fer me.

I think I can say honestly that I havebuilt my esteemed reputation on shambolic KAOS and killa set-listz.

Aye and there yer fricken RUB.

TODAY THERE IS NO SET-LIST JUST KAOS

that’s right, I’m just gonna be in the studio havin a party with all me mad poetry mates who is gonna randomly show up and say TA TA to The Dirty Worrrddzz Showww, so I’f yer in the dirty old big AK and a bum asse (poet/muso/rapper) type pop up and play some tunes or spin some wordz at the microphone..

I’ll keep poppin down to check the door every now and ten yeah?

Bring yer madness yer pathos yer beautiful mess and join me in the studio LIVE today only

bring some brews (& some for me yeah?) cus i’s a poetry toos and brokadoodledo or just listen up and don’t forget to tweet, fb, or text meola and get in on the mighty mighty Kaotic fun.

keep it relatively clean and i’ll make sure you clean up after you.

Just some special mentions and love to the fleeters who have supported me, I love you all esp.

Volita (for givin me the chance and the wicked dlot to do this), Brooke (for the support  and for being a great station manager) Jerome (for commin through when I needed him) Paul *Frosty Boy* (for savin my bacon once and for the old school tour fun) Lee Wallace *Mon Breakfast Watts for Breakfast*  (for the massive shout outs and laughs - I’m sure you owe me a beer) Dim *Fri Breakfast*  (for bein uber fricken cool) and lastly to The Country Boys of Playin Singles, Drinkin Doubles *Tues 1-3pm* for coverin my show when I was to drunk or hungover to do it..

& all the Wordsterz who sent me in their blood sweet and tears for me to play and misspronounce their names and track titles.. I loved all of it

and of course you who actually listened

the rest can eat me.

so only for today you can

TUNE IN, WEB ON, WORD OUT

Yourz in the Wordz

Dr. Shane Hollandz

The Dirty Wordz Show

formally of Tuesdays 3-5pm (NZ Time)

http://www.fleetfm.com

Dirty Wordz 30 Blog & Playlist

Yes well, Shane here and I have some lovely Dirty Wordz from all over the globe for ya. I don’t know if there is actually a theme going on here but there seams to be enough poetical conflict to shake a stick at so i guess it may be conflict, I’m conflicted about that one. I have a couple of great tracks from Heather Haley (who also goes by the moniker (Aural Heather) and a brand new track from the fantastic Wellington based  band Hoopla! as well as my usual mix of mad-cap word hooligans and chaotic verse champions..

Special Guest on the The Dirty Wordz Show if Otis Mace who has worked with Dunedin Based Spoken word artist David Eggleton, He’s a good friend and is just coming on to play a couple of tunes.

Otis Mace is a guitar ace who has played around England , USA and most of New Zealand. I’d hate to Categorize him but I’ll say he reminds me a bit of Billy Bragg and a young Bob Dylan. There is definately a bluesy streak in his well fingered playing and he sings with a clear strong voice. He seams to make the ordinary sound wierdly mystical and poetical.

You can contact him and hear some of his tunes on his website http://www.otismace.com

I think you can get his tunes on Itunes.

As usual It’s all a sublime example of crossovers between the spoken word and music which is what we’re all about on this show . I’m always keen to have guests on The Dirty Wordz Show So If you’re a Poet or a Musician who works with Poets & you want to come in for a chat or play (or just to send me your spoken wordz trax to play) hit me up on fb or tweet me (Shane Hollands), you’ll find me happy as larry to chat about it.

anyway Tune In or Web on:

The Dirty Wordz Show with Shane Hollands

(Tuesday in NZ to all you people a day behind in the world) 3-5pm (NZ Time)
www.fleetfm.com
88.3fm

Dirty Wordz 30 Tracklist

Modest Mouse: Bukowski
Charles Bukowski: At the end of feet the blackbird walks
Heather Haley: Uranium Town
Tom Waits: Dog Door
Apirana Taylor: Carving
Hoopla!: Pink Lady
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Henry Lee
GEODE Misic & Poetry: World Shift
Björk: Mouth’s Cradle
David Eggleton: Drifting Cone
Bob Dylan: Tangled Up In Blue
Aural Heather: Sechelt
Ed mecija: limbless (feat. emily carlstrom)
Allen Curnow: A Dead Lamb
The Duck: duck=mc+
Dan Le Sac VS Scroobius Pip: Development
David Eggleton: Hit On Me
Brazen: Tales Of Woe
Christian Jensen & Gillian Campbell: Deconstruction of Face
Brain Tax: The Grip Again
Tom Waits: Diamonds On My Windshield
Sugarbeat: Today I Turned Everythign Around
Sun City Girls: Sexy Graveard
Street Poets: Mama I Release You
Ivy Rossiter: MotherFatherBrother

 

 The Dirty Wordz Show 30 [125:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hey Dirty Worderz
Shane here, brewed up another fine batch of spoken cross-over madness for ya.
The Dirty Wordz Sessionz last Sunday was fantastic fun and full of surprises.
Anna Kaye jumped up first, winning the coin toss to deliver some soulful jazz styles and snuck a gat on deck to accompany herself (& The Dirty Wordz Session Band) in a couple of her pieces. As it was only our second session I wasn’t sure if that was against the rules but hey It was great & you can’t argue with brilliance.
Then we kicked of the first ever,(to my knowledge) Poetri-Sportz session in NZ. We had 5 contestants who seemed to come to grip with the concept quite nicely. Renee Liang took the prize away.
Murray Haddow invaded the stage with wild punk singing and assaulting the microphone with wordz, breaking a few rules (I’m sure) in the process. I thoroughly enjoyed doing a few numbers in between, I let myself loose to do a medley of ‘Doors On The Bus’ mixed with ‘Monkey Shines’ to a complete random backing track from the band. I guess ya had to be there… Simon from the bar has asked us to do Every 2nd Sunday Of The Month from now to eternity so if you’re ever in Auckland, NZ then you can.
Today I have a few curve balls in the mix with Ultravox’s ‘Vienna’ and a one off playing of the new Freak Meat track from our unreleased cd that we’re still in the studio making (so no stealing buddy) and for ‘Seeing Double, Drinkin Singles’ (the Country/Western show on before me), I’ll start with a spoken-word classic from The Man In Black.
For all you Dirty Wordz Pod-grabberz, Check the feed tomorrow for the cast, I’ll probably be off to Poetry Live (The Thirsty Dog, K Rd 8pm) after so I won’t upload til tomorrow.

‘Keepin all my wordz dirty’
Shane Hollands
The Dirty Wordz Show

Tuesday’s 3-5pm (NZ Time) 88.3 (Auckland Central) http://www.fleetfm.com
Or pod-grab that bastard on: http://dirtywordz.fleetfm.com/feed/

Johnny Cash: Kick Against the Pricks
Armand Schaubroeck Steals: The Independent Hitter
Ken Nordine: Mind Reader
Sun City Girls: Helen Waite
C.R. Avery Band: When I’m Gone
Ezra Pound: Hugh Selwyn Mauberley
Sage Francis: Keep Moving
The Chemical Poets: Apocalypse Live pt. 3
Lawrence Ferlinghetti: Underwear
Aural Heather: Remain
Bauhaus: Telegram Sam
Gregory Schwartz: Satori (After-Light)
Eckhard Gerdes + Shelf Life: Blues For Osiris
M. K. Joseph: Mercury Bay Eclogue 2
Greg Johnson (Poem by James K Baxter): Let time be still
Stacey Barlow: Let The Truth Be Known
Tom Waits: The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Eaters: Thought Of The Day
Slim Gaillard: Yip Roc Heresy
Janet Frame: Lines Writen At The Frank Sageson Centre
Benjamin Zephaniah: Slow Motion Terrorism
McMonty: Old Hat
Gary Glazner: Death by Taxi
Freaky Meat: Rongo Piecart Penis Finger
Street Poets: Swallowed By The City’s Arms
Miriam Barr: Observation 33
Stephen Spender: Thoughts During An Air Raid
Ultravox: Vienna
Jennifer Bain: Bitter
Tshaka Campbell: Ceylon ft. Kevin Sandbloom
Lou Reed: No Chance
Mende Smith: Mercy Street Diety
Jeffrey Paparoa Holman: Sonnet (iii)
The Buzzcocks: Somehings Gone Wrong Again

 

 dirty wordz 19 [101:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Well Wordphiles its that time of week again, I am having a special show this week, in celebration on Jack Kerouac’s birthday this week I’m having a KerouWacky show which will include a 15 minute interview with Jack Kerouac, I would have loved to have had him in the Studio but of course that would be difficult what with him being dead and all so I dragged out the next best thing of a recorded interview with him by Ben Hecht, tune in for that. It’s lovely and really illuminates him in his glory and foibles. I’ll also be playing a lot of the performers at this Friday’s The Kerouac Effect 09 and a lot of tracks from all around the world and a song/poem reading by Lou Reed from his live readings from NY City in 1991. I will be capturing the show (if you miss Tues 3-5pm NZ time… for all you Wordphiles outside of New Zealand we are are a day before most of you) so I’ll post it out to you the day after.
Well I’m hosting The Kerouac Effect this year so I have mad everything on, better go do some work
I haven’t quite got my head arround podcasting but I do email a link to the mp3 of my show to all the members of The Dirty Words Show Facebook Group so join that if you can’t pick it up on the airwaves..
There are more details about The Kerouac Effect Here

Keepin’ all my Wordz Dirty
Shane Hollands

Track List for The Dirty Wordz Show 14: March 10 2009 3-5pm

Street Poets: You Don’t Know About Me
Jack Kerouac: Music For The Beat Generation
Aisling Doherty (Scream Blue Murmer): Humbled in Love (written Leonard Cohen)
PJ Harvey: Dress
Henry Bowers: Kid (feat Akem & Bobby Sandz)
Eckhard Gerdes & Shelf Life: Snark
Emil Brikha: Undivided Attention
Gary Glazner: what the hell?
Jennifer Bain: Nameless Blues
Lou Reed: reading of Small Town 1991
Larissa Shmailo: Warsaw Ghetto
Tshaka Campbell: America

Interview With Jack Kerouac by Ben Hecht

Tom Waits: Road To Peace
Bob Dylan: 4th Time Around
Double Helix: Science Fiction
Aural Heather: Three Blocks West Of Wonderland
Patsy Raye & The Beatniks: Beatnik’s Wish
Stray Theories: Separate
The Literatti: Mellow
The Benka Boradovsky Bordello Band: Dance Of Death
Street Poets: Childhood Memories
Jack Kerouac: Sanfransisco, Sanfransisco
Mink: Now I Remember Why I Hate You

Louis Johnson: Words For Blair Peach

Gerard McKeown: Ice Beer Sexy Girl Has Shaking Orgasm During SexFreaky Meat: Coffee Ambulance
Albert Wendt: Bound For Whangamata
Jonathan Asher Gilbert: rewind and play
Apirana Taylor: Play Time
John Drew Barrymore: Christopher Columbus Digs The Jive
Monsieur Luigi Monteferrante: lady in the lake

cripes! We’ve finally hooked the Dirty Wordz Blogg up with the fleet Website.

Now you peepz can all get our  mad track listing and opinion pieces straight though the FleetNet!

check out what dirty wordz are spillin from our lips and what mad bastards we are interviewing for the Dirty Wordz show.

Oh yeah and don’t forget to tune in Tuesdayz 3-5pm or webstream that f#@*ker on www.fleetfm.com

F@#k yeah cheerz

shane